May 2013
im gonna drink some cold coffee and have my ‘morning smoke’ and maybe play minecraft for the next 25 minutes
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the fucking power went off and I was like alright cool guess I can’t have this tiny amount of stuff on rn and then i shit my pants cause i realized that the power was out in my building and i was doing laundry and i would have made a mess of that laundry room if it reset my shit (:
3 tags
i just watched a 2:38 min video of me being a paranoid fuck wearing a proud to be canadian shirt with a drawn on smudged unibrow eating a brooklyn pepperoni pizza slice while listening to Peaches for josie
im trying to fuckin get rid of some clothes and im buried in hangers
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i wanna eat the rest of this shawarma platter but it would be even better tomorrow when i wake up and im so suddenly hungry i wanna throw up
i have that feeling where you want to just get to sleep to wake up tomorrow cause you’re excited for no reason but you cant sleep
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getting out of bed extra stealthily to take a nice wholesome shit but not really
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
